How does one get to the place where they can endorse?
Take a left on Metropolitan, follow that till you pass the bodega with the misspelled awning, slight right on Purple Parkway S.
You're gonna want to get in the middle lane until Tracey St. which seems like a dead end but just forks. Stay straight. You'll see 3 or 4 Endorsable establishments on the left. Choose any of them. Swing in to the alley (parking in the back), hop inside, and use one of their hotspots to blog about how you feeeeel, baby.